World Book Day stikes again, but it's very different to last time!

That got your attention eh? Well good, because I have an author page and everything and, actually, I'm quite proud of it.

Holy Maloley and Crap Goats, I am back, and I have a plan! A plan with arms, the best kind of plans.

If my new year's resolution was to try and not die I very nearly well just failed!

I was so excited when Amazon delivered my toothpaste dispenser. Unfortunately, the rest of the story didn't fill me with excitement at all.

I've been told to catch a "buzz". What is a buzz and how do you catch one?!