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The 1000 Attempts Experiment

38 years old. Three kids. AuDHD. No idea who I am outside of "mum" and "disabled."

So I decided to find out... by trying 1000 things I've never done before.

From the ridiculous to the terrifying to the things I've been avoiding for years.

This is The Experiment. Come and watch.

The rules are simple:

Ask for the thing.
Try the thing.

Do the thing I've been putting off.

 

It all counts.

 

There's no consistency required, no schedule, and no pretending rejection doesn't sting a little. But here's what I've learned so far; the universe says yes more than I expected.

And the no's? Those count too.

Flaming Fire Pit
Image by personalgraphic.com
Circus Tent Illustration

The Categories

🎪 Silly & Curious

🔥 Brave & Scary

🧑‍💼 Normal & Boring

The "why not?" attempts. Forklifts, alpacas, random ridiculous things that make life more interesting.

 

14 attempts so far

The ones that make my chest go "woo and ahh." Job applications,  publishing the vulnerable stuff, talking to actual humans.

 

13 attempts so far

Adult tasks I've been avoiding for an embarrassing amount of time. Yes, the cleaning cupboard counts. Shut up, Mavis.

 

4 attempts so far

7

Yes

Erm....the universe keeps saying yes?!

The Attempts

#32 / 1000

3

No

This is still data

19

Done

The stuff i just did

6

No Response

The land of limbo

Attempt Number
Challenge
Outcome
Category
1
Drive a forklift
Rejected
Silly/Curious
2
Apply for TV Show
Waiting
Brave/Scary
3
Applied for an alpaca trek
Rejected
Silly/Curious
4
Published blog introducing the experiement
Done
Brave/Scary
5
Claimed Free Coffee from greggs
Done
Normal'
6
Applied for job at Bradford Live
Yes
Brave/Scary
7
Ride on a motorbike
Rejected
Silly/Curious
8
Drive a tractor
Yes
Silly/Curious
9
Do a catwalk
Yes
Brave/Scary
10
Sat on an audition panel
Done
Silly/Curious
11
Did something that scared me
Done
Brave/Scary
12
Publish something vulnerable
Done
Brave/Scary
13
Attend a networking event
Done
Brave/Scary
14
Message Jordon North
No response
Brave/Scary
15
Submit Writing
Waiting
Brave/Scary
16
Go on a radio show
Yes
Brave/Scary
17
Submit Writing
Waiting
Brave/Scary
18
Attended Art exhibition
Done
19
Apply to be on a Podcast
Waiting
Brave/Scary
20
Sorted cleaning cupboard
Done
Normal'
21
Walked a catwalk
Done
22
Took myself for breakfast
Done
Normal'
23
Got makeup done at Emmerdale
Done
24
Interacted in Actor conversations
Done
25
Played Pool
Done
26
Messaged someone about appearing on their podcast
27
Corrected someone who has said my name wrong for ages
Done
28
submitted script to BBC
29
Bought a Solo Ticket to the theatre
2930
Agreed to collaborate on a one woman show
31
made a phone call ive been putting off

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